The one and ONLY "Jody D. White"!

I guess I already am a travel writer. OKok...maybe I am not... but another Jody White is. I was Googling my name today (because I refuse to make any more flashcards at this time!) and I came across a Jody White who writes for the International Writers Magazine and whose article appeared on hackwriters.com. It wasn't a bad article... very informative and everthing was spelled correctly (I bet he actually has a spell check on his computer, unlike myself). Anywho... the problem is, is that there is some one out there with my name (actually there are many someones out there with the same name (both male and female))!
Henceforth, to advoid any more confusion, I will only be referred to as ...

"The Lovely Miss Jody D. White" .

Other names I will answer to at this time are...

The Beautiful Jody D. White

Jody-san

Jods

Hey You!

GODDESS

That drunk chick over there!

Karaoke Queen

Jo Jo Bean

Darlin'

Sensei

Miss Jody

La Bella Donna

Smart Ass

?????????????????

Mon Aimé

and Jody

If you can think of any more, please let me know. Otherwise, I hope you have a terrific weekend. What do I have planned? Just sitting around with the girls, watching movies and talking trash. We are storing our money and our energy up for the big, crazy Tokyo trip we have planned for next weekend. Gotta run, I have a class in 5 minutes and I still need to gather all of my flashcards. Lots of love.

Ja Matta Ne!