Yo Ho,Yo Ho ...

After our decent from Hell, we proceeded to be attacked by Pirates. Rape n Pillage (you would think it would get a little old by now). So... no pillaging was going on, but we did have a lovely boat cruize across Lake Ashi.


Our boat departed at 5. It was still bloody hot out, but the cool sea water made it more
bearable.









Watch Out... The Captain is getting a little frisky with the fair maidens. Or are they getting frisky with him? Hmmmm... drink a little more rum, and it won't matter anyway.

Side Note:
You know you have been in Japan too long when this guy starts looking good. I mean look at the size of his... mmmm... hat!


The kind sir, was defending our honor, but the Captian's Right hand man would have none of that.

" Arggghhh, Back down you Skallywag. Them Virgin Wenches are ours!!! "

"Hey man! I wasn't going to steal them from you. I just thought you might want to know that they weren't..... never mind"


All in all, the Pirates were nice. The Weather was fair. No one needed to "walk the plank" (this does not mean what you think it means, those damn pirates need to spend a little more time at port if you ask me).



I don't think this blog entry can be concluded without a cheezy Pirate joke. So I will tell one of my father's favorite (this joke can only be told properly after several cocktails, and by several... I mean a lot)

"Do you know that the Pirates have their own alphabet?"
"No, what is it."
"Arggg, Ohhhgg, Ehhgggg, Ooogghhh, IIIeeegghhh ,( etc...) "

God love that man!!! I know that I do.